...[Over the guide, have a rather familiar yet oddly... feminine deadpan voice coming over the guide.]I see that the "DON'T PANIC" mantra shockingly once again conflicts with what I really want to do. Seriously! I think I would have rather been sucked up by the black hole! Not that this is completely horrible, but everything about it just feels ( Read more... )

[Today, roommates and co-workers are free to notice Kyon not really in the best of spirits today. It actually has a lot to do with the date, considering that he had off handedly thought about the trouble that went on on this very day so long ago. However, from there, it branched out into other things, which well, put him in a state of melancholy ( Read more... )

[The feed clicks on to Kyon, who appears to be holding a microphone and has already been speaking for a bit.]--ailable for comment. Rumors persist that the culprits of the recent infiltration of liquor into our water system may have gone into hiding, but I get the feeling we're dealing with clever individuals who are still walking the streets... er ( Read more... )

[It had gotten quiet. That was Kyon's first hint. Usually no news isn't necessarily good news when it comes to her, but it had gotten too quiet for his liking. So he tried to get into contact with her. Nothing happened. Worried, he rushed over to Haruhi's room, and spoke to the door. It confirmed his fears. "Miss Suzumiya no longer lives here. She ( Read more... )

[He was originally coming onto the feed to complain, as usual. "This again." "Someone must really be watching out for me." "Is it just me, or have things seemed dull around here otherwise?" Surprisingly enough, his job wasn't providing much in the way of excitement again.

But, he guessed, he might as well utilize one of the perks of the job.] ( Read more... )

...I can't even begin to express how grateful I am that that stupid job from last month didn't carry over to this one. I think the Improbability Drive would have doubled my workload, and I'd have to keep an eye on all of you. Also, no offense to anyone that's naturally a pony, but I'm also glad that I wound up unaffected by this. I kind of like ( Read more... )

[There's a very drained looking Kyon on your guide today, with a "Fourth Place!" ribbon pinned onto his shirt. He's holding a bag in his hand (with nothing important inside trust me) and a poster in his grasp, getting ready to talk.]So, here's how my day went, for those of you who care to know. First, I found out that evidently, the SOS Brigade is ( Read more... )

So, considering that my job doesn't exactly scream excitement this month, plus Haruhi has been relatively quiet so far this month, it's been a completely uneventful month, at least for me. Really, I don't keep tabs on whatever's going on around here, considering that it would wind up either depressing me to the point where I stay up in my room or ( Read more... )

[Kyon has been good about avoiding this nonsense for a few days. This ends now. Just as he ended his shift dressed up as Harpy, he decided to head back to his room, trying to avoid that pixelly Koopas and occasionally having to glance behind him in case there was a Boo coming. This one time, Kyon looked just long enough where this thing was able to ( Read more... )

[Today, around lunch time, you may notice a mascot weakly passing out really horribly made balloon animals. Why, it's Harpy McBird! No, no one ever taught him how to make a balloon animal, and his knowledge of balloon art is extremely limited. In addition to the Harpy costume and everything that comes with it, our disgruntled Harpy has had to deal ( Read more... )