chapter twenty-seven [voice]

[didhishomework]

...[Over the guide, have a rather familiar yet oddly... feminine deadpan voice coming over the guide.]I see that the "DON'T PANIC" mantra shockingly once again conflicts with what I really want to do. Seriously! I think I would have rather been sucked up by the black hole! Not that this is completely horrible, but everything about it just feels

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[Sorry Kyonko, you're roommate's noticing something weird so she came to check it out.]

Oh my, whatever is wrong Kyon?

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[HAND OVER MOUTH WHAT THE SHIT WAS THAT?]

[oh fuck it's the Drive isn't it?]

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[rolereversed]

[UH.

What the hell was that.]

...uh... nothing. You know, turned into a girl. That's all.

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[Some demon from the deep pits of hell SHE DOESN'T KNOW OKAY!]

[Let's...try again maybe...]

How horribly awful. I'm terribly sorry that happened.

[FUCK WHERE'S A PEN]

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[rolereversed]

Uh... yeah. Pretty bad. Not the worst thing to ever happen, but... not natural.

[YOUR FACE DOES NOT MATCH YOUR WORDS RIGHT NOW, MISS PINE]

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[imeantscum]

[OKAY. PEN. PAPER. ON THE TABLE. WE'RE GOING TO WILE E. COYOTE UP IN THIS SHIT.]

f▇▇king drive

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ignore anything that comes out of my mouth

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looks like you got lucky this time around

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[rolereversed]

[Oh. He should have known, the Infinite Improbability Drive is messing around with her too.

...wait.]

Maybe it's just me, but I think the drive messing with my speech would be better than you know, altering my body completely.

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want to trade?

[Serious face. She can handle being a dude for a few days. This? Not so much.]

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[rolereversed]

I guess if I could, I would.

[a beat. Time for an awkward question.]

...this is going to sound really weird, but do you have any clothes I could possibly borrow? Just until I can get somewhere to get my own until this is all over.

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[Definitely awkward. Well at least he asked the right person.]

sure I got some stuff.

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are jeans and a t shirt good?

[She's got skirts too but...]

[Yeah Kyon doesn't look the type.]

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[rolereversed]

[definitely not.]

That'll work. Thanks, Kim.

[at least it won't be that different, hopefully...]

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[A beat. Fuck she doesn't want to ask this but it's kindof important-]

situation on underwear?

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[rolereversed]

....

Wearing boxers would be okay, wouldn't it? [oh god. why.]

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[Well she doesn't know. She sure as fuck doesn't want him/her going commando in her bluejeans.]

yes. fine. that works.

[Not stepping in this water more than she needs to.]

give me a sec. pretty sure I have a clean set of clothes in my room.

[Good thing it's laundry day. Anyway Kim leaves Kyon for a minute all by his lonesome.]

i'm too lazy to start a thread on dreamwidth sob

[rolereversed]

Alright. Thanks.

[yeah, that's... just about the last thing he'd want to try. or she. either way, that's a no.

So, she'll wait right there for now.]

it's all good I'm trying to color icons so nothing's set up yet sob

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[Heading back into the room, with a Guide for convenient text function, Kim dropped a pair of blue jeans and a black t-shirt into Kyon's lap.]

these should fit you alright. sorry if they're a little different than what you're used to.

[IE they're form fitting. Not sure how weird that would feel on a guy like Kyon, so proper warnings are in order.]