chapter twenty-seven [voice]

[didhishomework]

...[Over the guide, have a rather familiar yet oddly... feminine deadpan voice coming over the guide.]I see that the "DON'T PANIC" mantra shockingly once again conflicts with what I really want to do. Seriously! I think I would have rather been sucked up by the black hole! Not that this is completely horrible, but everything about it just feels

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[apathetic_seal]

You know, I expected the inside of a Black Hole to be a lot more painful.

But still. I thought I was done with the pony thing. I would rather not be a pony again. Or pegasus. Whatever.

[rolereversed]

...ouch. Again?

I'm guessing that's the Infinite Improbability Drive reducing the improbability of us being crushed by raising the probability of weird nonsense by several notches.

[apathetic_seal]

I guess.

Glad I'm not dead or being ripped apart atom by atom, at least.

[rolereversed]

...okay, to be fair, that doesn't sound more appealing than what I'm going through. Maybe I don't really wish I'd have gone into the black hole itself.

[apathetic_seal]

Still, I would have just as well gotten out of the black hole entirely than be a pony.

[rolereversed]

Well yeah. At least it shouldn't be permanent.

[apathetic_seal]

Hopefully.

Gonna be hard to run my restaurant with hooves.

[rolereversed]

Have a second in command or anything? Maybe they're lucky enough to still have opposable thumbs.

[apathetic_seal]

I've got two other chefs. Hopefully one of them can still cook.

[rolereversed]

Let's hope. I'm still debating whether or not I should just call in sick to my job.

[apathetic_seal]

Depends. What's your job?

[rolereversed]

A tour guide for alternate realities.

It's been just as fun as it sounds.

[apathetic_seal]

I'd say it isn't worth it. People you're touring won't know you anyway.

[rolereversed]

...I guess that's true.

I'll need to at least find something to wear though. None of my clothes fit.

[apathetic_seal]

There's a department store on the third floor of the shopping district that has relatively cheap stuff.

[rolereversed]

...well, better than what I have on now. Thanks.