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An English teacher colleague of mine, in a moment of exasperation, once called a girl in his class a bimbo. Not excusable at all. The girl complained to the administration and the teacher was taken to task; parents came in. When he had used the word, though, he had intended an intellectual deficiency in the girl, not a sexual one. He seemed to ( Read more... )

When I was a kid in our parish church religion classes in the 1950s, we were told by the nuns and priests to offer frequent ejaculations to Jesus and to the Blessed Virgin Mary. Yep, ejaculations! Ejaculating was especially appropriate when we weren't able to devote extended time to prayer. A short ejaculation would be a fine and pious thing to ( Read more... )

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There is a point every August where there is a premonition of autumn and the coming of winter. It happened the other night with an unsummerly nocturnal coolness. A not-yet-icy but incipiently harsh breeze poked its nose at my door. It was seeking entry to find and mate with my basement furnace in lascivious abandon. It was saying, "We are going ( Read more... )

A HARD JUDGE!
Yes, it can be hard for a judge, but he must learn to temper justice with mercy firmness!

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Encouraging bestiality in high school!
After class one day, my department head came in with a grim look on his face. "I hear you are showing the kids a film about sex with animals," he said. He wanted me to explain why ( Read more... )