Title: Let Them Eat Pie - Chapter 1
Genre: Sam/Jack friendship, episode tag
Rating: K+
Spoilers: Emancipation, The First Commandment
Disclaimer: Mine? No? Damn.( “Captain Carter is a member of your team. Her assignment is not negotiable,” - Hammond waves off the protest before Jack can voice it - “And that means you’re going to have to figure out a way to work with her.” )

Two fics in three weeks? Yay me! :)

Title: Speeding Again
Genre: Team, humour
Rating: K
Spoilers: Set a week after "Fair Game," but no spoilers.
Disclaimer: Mine? No? Damn.

( Jack’s still surprised by how not flustered she is. If anything, she’s acting like this is all old hat, which he has trouble believing. Surely his by the book, rule-abiding 2IC isn’t in the habit of getting pulled over by the police? )

Title: It's Not The End Of The World, But You Can See It From There
Genre: Friendship, Humour, Apocafic, AU
Rating: T
Spoilers: None.
Disclaimer: Mine? No? Damn.

( Jack and Daniel’s usual bickering and bantering can wear at the best of times and this certainly isn’t the best of times. But their exchanges serve to distract from the utter devastation all around the team, keeping all four of them from getting too wrapped up in the magnitude of what’s been lost from this place. Sam welcomes the diversion and, despite outward appearances, she knows Teal’c does too. )

Title: The (Mis)Adventure of Snuggle Pie the Adorable Cuddle Bug
Genre: Humour, Teamy Goodness
Rating: T
Spoilers: Episode tag for "2001"
Disclaimer: Mine? No? Damn.

( “I don’t speak Stoned Air Force Major,” Daniel retorts defensively. “Not stoned.” “Yes, you most certainly are,” Jack informs her gleefully. )

Title: Love Is...
Genre: Team, Humour
Rating: T 
Spoilers: Birthright, Chimera, Death Knell
Disclaimer: Mine? No? Damn.

( It’s Monday morning. The start of a new week packed full of interplanetary exploration. She’s normally bright eyed and bushy tailed and bouncing with excitement. The fact that she’s not has her three teammates trading wary looks and engaging in a silent game of it’s-your-turn, no-it’s-your-turn. When Jack gets fed up and kicks Daniel under the table, the archaeologist bites the bullet. )

Title: If At First You Don't Succeed...
Genre: Humour and shameless fluff with a side of teamy goodness
Rating: T
Spoilers: None
Disclaimer: Mine? No? Damn. 
( They were coming up on half an hour late now and the delay was making Jack twitchy. In all his years on SG-1, no good had ever come from his teammates’ tardiness. )

Title: Five Things SG-1 Learned from Watching Wormhole X-Treme
Genre: Humour, Team
Rating: T
Disclaimer: Mine? No? Damn.
Spoilers: "Point of No Return," "Wormhole X-Treme," "Arthur's Mantle" and an itty bitty one for "200"

( Five Things SG-1 Learned from Watching Wormhole X-Treme )

Frustrated, Jack’s hands scrabbled at his neck. He tried in vain to dig his fingers into the non-existent space between his neck and the impromptu noose to quite literally give himself some breathing room. It didn’t work.

He was, Jack was finally prepared to concede, quite thoroughly screwed.

A sharp rap on the door refocused his ( Read more... )

“So, Shezam-ahan, you’re with the Denver PD, right?”

Her commanding officer’s tone was conversational, but Sam glared at him anyway. First and foremost, she glared because she knew he knew her boyfriend’s name was Shanahan. She also glared because Jack asked the question so damn casually.

With seven years of experience to draw on, Sam could ( Read more... )