I spent hours tonight deleting old files and attempting to organize things ( Read more... )

I totally want to put villains in our latest Sim experiment ( Read more... )

When I cut open the package and it smelled vaguely fishy, I knew this was probably a bad idea ( Read more... )

OMG WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME ABOUT SHIRATAKI NOODLES ( Read more... )

A text-message conversation illustrating my lack of ability to deal with iTap mode.

Terri: Hey. Just about 2 start hist
Missy: Good lucky anderson stuff!
Terri: Thx!
Missy: Stupid iTap - lucky anderson? WTF!
Terri: I was wondering but I ignored it
Missy: I bring the lulz ( Read more... )

The Wings lost. Spectacularly. I have never seen them play so badly in person before. We spent the night shouting obscenities along with the drunk guys behind us and the old guys in front of us ( Read more... )

Coolio's new reality show? Coolio's Rules?

I can't help but refer to it in my head as Coolio's Rulios.

This is kind of the same thing as how I can't figure out why Birkenstock's line of socks is not called Birkensocks.

I have decided that it is imperative that I acquire a flask ( Read more... )

I am done.

I am done with everything academic for the next month and a half.

Because of that, I am now cross-eyed and consequently, when I was reading someone's journal entry, I read "it tickled me pink" as "it tickled my pink ( Read more... )

So Birkenstock makes a line of socks.

And I can't, for the life of me, figure out why they wouldn't market them as Birken-socks.