So good news on my grandfather, the cancer is completely confined to his colon. All they need to do is take out a section and reattach it, have him in the hospital for a week and a half or so, and he should be fine. :D ( Read more... )

Just found out my grandfather has colon cancer.

Surgery is happening soon. Not sure of a prognosis yet, or even what comes after the surgery.

Fuck.

I fired up the laptop to regale you all with this post and got 20+ pounds of Needy Cat in the lap for my trouble. I am currently typing twisted left at the waist, lest the kitten be sad. She whines, you see. I am a bit of a pushover for kittens ( Read more... )

To balance some of my recent rantings, I will now relate some more discussions from work ( Read more... )

Something we determined here at work: poop should never, in any way, be a surprise.

You can tell we're doing important work.

Originally posted on my blog last September. My most humorous poop story, I've been told. Minor editing has taken place to aid clarity ( Read more... )

So, some of you (at least one of you) know that I am supposed to be spending New Years in upstate New York with friends. Obviously since I'm posting here I'm not in New York. Why, you ask? Why, because I'm sick! And not in the coughing, nose-blowing way, no! In the 'don't get too far from a toilet' way! Yay me ( Read more... )

Yeah, I'm posting here. I figure it makes more sense to have a 'me-centric' rant here instead of my blog. I don't know why, stop asking. Anyway, today at work I managed to drop my ~$400 phone into a toilet. That I had just finished using ( Read more... )