So it's been a long time since my last update. I've been addixted to ubersite.com for the longest time now, and it'smuch more inviting to my personality. LJ is just too nice, as I mentioned in my last post. However, I would like some input on my story. I just can't seem to find a forum to post it that I'm comfortable with ( Read more... )

OH MY GOD FRANK CUSHION IS BACK ( Read more... )

Florida is getting boring. I've spent five years in this shitty ass state, and it's enough. I need a vacation. So I'm taking suggestions on where to go. If you have a place in mind, let me know, and maybe a reason why I should choose that location. Ah, what the hell, let's go all out with this and give it a name. We'll call it:


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Okay, so I'm back. It's been a long time since I left a post on here about my life itself ( Read more... )

So today I met Bruce Campbell at his book signing in the Fashion Square Mall. It was loaded with Evil Dead fans...of course, what book signing like that wouldn't be... But I'd say a good 99% of them could have given two craps about the man himself. Just about everyone was referring to him as "Ash." When I finally got close enough to see him, he ( Read more... )

I was just reminiscing about my childhood and such, and realized that I used to make everyone call me the Punisher when I was like 10. I had the shirt and everything. I always introduced myself as Frank Castle instead of Frank Cushion. It was weird shit ( Read more... )

It's been a shitload of time since I last updated. This is due to the fact that I have once again moved. Actually, I moved in with my friend Chris. That guy can be such a fuckin' puss sometimes. He keeps talking about how he's sick of easy girls and he wants to find a good girlfriend type. I don't want any shit like that. To quote the well known ( Read more... )

Okay, so today I was walking down the street, because a good walk now and then is good for me. And by a good walk being good for me, I mean a good walk to a clearing in the nearby woods is good for me to smoke out heavily. Too many fucking cops on this street, and all of them are the types to bust nonviolent "criminals" such as stoners. Why the ( Read more... )

Eulogy of Dali ( Read more... )

The neighborhood I'm staying in here in Orlando is full of fucking morons. It makes me wonder if they allow intelligent people into Florida anymore. I think I snuck in or something. Next door, I have morons that hold conversations with their dogs as they shit. They always say stupid shit like "Oh, Roscoe, you must have had a lot to eat last night! ( Read more... )