My neighborhood is filled with idiots.
The neighborhood I'm staying in here in Orlando is full of fucking morons. It makes me wonder if they allow intelligent people into Florida anymore. I think I snuck in or something. Next door, I have morons that hold conversations with their dogs as they shit. They always say stupid shit like "Oh, Roscoe, you must have had a lot to eat last night! That's a really big poo!" I just want to start swinging on them with a shaolin spade. The ones on the other side are nosy suburbanites who can't stop staring over their wall into my yard. I caught those idiots staring over the wall at two in the morning while I was outside having a cigarette. Don't these bastards have fucking jobs? Then across the street you have those XTREME idiots who build halfassed ramps and bust their ass on the pavement all day. When it finally gets dark, they strip to their boxers and play basketball until it gets light out again. Then they put their clothes back on and continue being XTREME!!!1!1!! Fuckers.