Write about a lie your parents told youMum always said if we caused trouble at Hogwarts we’d be expelled. That’s a laugh ( Read more... )

Seduction. Have you ever seduced anyone or has anyone ever seduced you?Birds have a thing about twins. It is the freakiest, creepiest thing I have ever seen, and that’s saying a lot because just yesterday I managed to make my nose hair grow to about 3 feet long, and then I braided it. It’s back to normal now. But really that was more funny than ( Read more... )

When I was four years old, I dropped my sister ( Read more... )

Lots of people think Fred and I are insane. We don’t take anything seriously. If you don’t believe that, buy some U-No-Poo. Try to talk serious to us and we shut down. It’s just not in our brains to comprehend it ( Read more... )

Which food would you never even try to taste? What food will you never eat again?Well, the smart answer would be anything that Fred and I make at the shop. There’s no such thing as a simple sweet there, you pretty much know something is going to happen to you. Ton-tongue toffee, puking pastilles, canary creams; I think it’s pretty safe to say that ( Read more... )

OOC: takes place after this RP in which George and Hermione go to a parellel universe.Fred? Got something important to tell you. Not really sure how to start though ( Read more... )

ooc: co_kingofpranks used with permission“Are we sure about this Fred ( Read more... )

So... Fred's back. Knew it was only a matter of time.

Alright, no I didn't. Fred, you ever do that to me again, and I will kill you. Which won't entirely be possible, because you'll already be dead. But I'll find a way to bring you back just to kill you myself.

Welcome back.

OOC: *hugs co_kingofpranks* Yay!

When my dear sweet brother Fred and I found the Marauder’s Map in our first year, we promised each other that we would never, ever give it to anyone. Sure, we’d share it’s incredible information (mostly because Lee would have hexed us in our sleep if we didn’t), but that map was going to stay ours, and then our children could deck it out over who ( Read more... )