TM Prompt 215: Seduction
Seduction. Have you ever seduced anyone or has anyone ever seduced you?
Birds have a thing about twins. It is the freakiest, creepiest thing I have ever seen, and that’s saying a lot because just yesterday I managed to make my nose hair grow to about 3 feet long, and then I braided it. It’s back to normal now. But really that was more funny than anything else. But yeah, back to twins.
I don’t get these women, the ones who want to date both twins in a set. Isn’t that a little awkward? Fred and I were accosted by a charming woman one night in a Muggle pub, who quite tipsily asked if she could join us. Being the kind gentlemen we are, we accepted. She told us a lovely story about her new puppy, and a less lovely one about her ex-boyfriend. Then on a complete subject change, she asks if we’ve ever dated the same woman. At the same time. She’s quite clear about that. We answer that we haven’t. So she asks if we’d like to.
I exchange a look with Fred, which is all I need in most situations and this is no exception. We are neither of us interested and we tell her so politely. She says it’s always been her fantasy to be with twins at the same time. I thank her for her honesty but assure her it is not ours. She picks up her drink, looks at it, and looks back at us, clearly considering throwing it in our faces. But there’s not much left and she probably can’t decide whose face to throw it in. So she tosses it back in one gulp and leaves.
Women are strange creatures.
Birds have a thing about twins. It is the freakiest, creepiest thing I have ever seen, and that’s saying a lot because just yesterday I managed to make my nose hair grow to about 3 feet long, and then I braided it. It’s back to normal now. But really that was more funny than anything else. But yeah, back to twins.
I don’t get these women, the ones who want to date both twins in a set. Isn’t that a little awkward? Fred and I were accosted by a charming woman one night in a Muggle pub, who quite tipsily asked if she could join us. Being the kind gentlemen we are, we accepted. She told us a lovely story about her new puppy, and a less lovely one about her ex-boyfriend. Then on a complete subject change, she asks if we’ve ever dated the same woman. At the same time. She’s quite clear about that. We answer that we haven’t. So she asks if we’d like to.
I exchange a look with Fred, which is all I need in most situations and this is no exception. We are neither of us interested and we tell her so politely. She says it’s always been her fantasy to be with twins at the same time. I thank her for her honesty but assure her it is not ours. She picks up her drink, looks at it, and looks back at us, clearly considering throwing it in our faces. But there’s not much left and she probably can’t decide whose face to throw it in. So she tosses it back in one gulp and leaves.
Women are strange creatures.