March 1 started so normally that it seems insane to me how it ended.  I remember brushing my teeth, cringing at how many alerts my phone would have to share with me throughout the day:  Happy Birthdays from folks I haven't seen or spoken to in a decade.  Notifications that I appreciated but knew I woudn't have the energy to respond to.  I was going ( Read more... )

I have good news! I GOT A FULL-TIME JOB!!!


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I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I haven't been replying to comments or being around and stuff. I've been working longass hours at work starting at the buttcrack of dawn. I have a ton of days off this week so I'll try to be better. Just taking a moment to bitch before I go back to bed ( Read more... )

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FINALLY, after more rejection than a kid wants to take, I am once again employed! I had an interview this afternoon at The Hilton Garden Inn that was probably the best interview of my life. It felt right from the start. It was a lot of fun, and being offered the position at the end made me want to fart a noisy fart of relief. I start on ( Read more... )

The moving truck arrives in six days and I've barely touched a single box. Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. Despite my laziness and obvious stress, I have been blessed with many rad dreams of sucking face with Ron Weasley. OH RON. WON'T YOU HELP ME PACK? I can think of fewer things better than watching a sweaty Ron Weasley bitch and moan as he ( Read more... )

I got up super early this morning to change a U-shaped, fluorescent lightbulb at work, as we can't change them when the store is open. It was the new girl's second time opening, so I offered to come in and relieve the pressure by changing the lightbulb. Problem is, the cover would not come off. I struggled with it for twenty minutes before ( Read more... )

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