I have good news! I GOT A FULL-TIME JOB!!!
As of 28 May I'll be working customer care at
Western Business Machines, a company that's been pimped to me so hard I feel incredibly privileged to have the chance to work there.
Omg I get my own desk and everything.
I won't be able to work days at the Hilton anymore, which really blows as I like what I do and who I work with. Sadly, two shifts a week won't my my mortgage.
I'll also have to say goodbye to The UPS Store, a place that has been my safe haven since 2009. I'll still go in on Saturdays, but I feel terrible at leaving my boss. It's just her and I in there all day, and she's my true bro. But again ... Bills to pay.
The sense of relief I have is overwhelming. Dear God, do not let me fuck this up.