Today is a cold rainy Friday, a weekday, and I haven't put on clothes other than the sweatshirt and sweatpants I slept in, and I don't plan on leaving the house all day. I'm going to make buttermilk pancakes for dinner and keep Janice on shuffle all day long. I might even get some reading done, but we'll see about that. I love days like this. I ( Read more... )

So Janice III was being an utter cunt, and in a moment of horrible frustration I semi-accidentally slammed her into my floor and now she's working again. Silly iPod.

I absolutely love life. I am stressed out and busy, but life is just working for me right now. I think this is one of those moments when I really feel my youth and how many paths my life could possibly take in the future but right now there's only this one, and it's an amazing one full of people who make my life better than anything I could ever ( Read more... )

The irony is not lost on me that after spending 8 months in Japan and for the most part only among women I have turned into something of a Japan hating misogynist.

Now, given my newfound mental health, I believe it is time to overhaul the other aspects of my life more pertainig to physical health. I no longer have a reason to wallow in my self destructive tendencies, so that means I really have no excuse not to floss my teeth, eat right and excercise regularly rather than sporadically. I've been known to do ( Read more... )

The gender division between the cardio and weight areas of the student rec center really entertain me. The cardio area is full of girls on their EFX machines, and I was the only one of them who ventured into the veritable sausage-fest of the weight room. I guess I really do go both ways ( Read more... )

Everyone has issues. I have a firm belief that all worthwhile people think there's something wrong with them, be it mental or physical. The other day I kind of randomly got rid of mine. Actually, I guess I still have them, but I have stopped caring about them. I guess a girl can only live so long under the weight of crippling insecurity, and it ( Read more... )

I am not going to die alone.
I am not as ugly as I think I am.
Everything about me that I think makes me a bad person actually doesn't.

It's amazing what a little driving can accomplish.

Every girl should have at least one straight male friend who does not want to jump her bones and whose bones she does not want to jump. I have formed a newfound appreciation for Dan. He is completely in love with Ava and is very fun to hang out with. He is everything girls are not. Girls are drama. Dan is action comedy. Girls are emotional. ( Read more... )

It's really funny realizing that you've had your hand down the back of your pants scratching your ass right in front of your street-facing window. What can I say, it was itchy.