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MARRIAGE ROOM

Dec 27, 2011 02:11

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volginswaifu December 27 2011, 03:02:14 UTC

[Hm, a tuxedo? Well, Ivan was never opposed to a new set of nice clothes, although something about this whole ordeal felt rather, well...fishy.]

[After all, a suit was one thing, but a tuxedo?]

Alright, what's the catch?

viscous_serpent December 27 2011, 03:11:30 UTC

Look around you.

[Solidus' voice was filled with sarcasm. Was Raiden here to... celebrate or something? No he doesn't get it yet. One of the metal tentacles gestured to the room, which was suddenly decorated in a rather pleasant floral style.

And yes.

Solidus was wearing the tentacle part of the exoskeleton... over his tuxedo.]

Jack, why did I agree to this? Somehow, I can't remember.

volginswaifu December 27 2011, 03:15:52 UTC

[Raikov glances around, but then just side-eyes Solidus and his extra extremities with suspicion. His tone is snarky as usual:]

It's Major Raikov, and your guess is as good as mine, old-timer.

Ah--ohh...

[That was a cake right there, wasn't it? Ivan will just go ahead and gravitate towards it.]

viscous_serpent December 27 2011, 03:19:01 UTC

Not so fast.

[Metal pincers grab onto the back of the tuxedo, lifting the shorter man.]

Major, why are you at what appears to be my... wedding? And why do you think you have the right to the cake?

volginswaifu December 27 2011, 03:28:18 UTC

Hey--put me down!! [Ivan flailed uselessly, although he settled down once he realized he wasn't about to be pummeled and was only being withheld.]

Wedding? Is that what this is? [He scoffed.]

You Yankees always make everything so gaudy.

[But regardless, he pointed to the cake.] It's got my name on it, so fuck off!

[Not that his name being on it or not would have stopped him otherwise.]

viscous_serpent December 27 2011, 12:21:05 UTC

Watch the vulgarities, boy. At a wedding, you don't eat the cake until it's all over.

[Wait, did he say? Huh. So it does.]

Why the hell would I be marrying you?

[He held the blond up, staring at him.]

You look far too much like Jack. Even if your attitude is more... ridiculous.

volginswaifu December 27 2011, 15:37:51 UTC

[Why would you wait to eat cake?]

Haha, what? Marrying me--you wish! [He squirmed again, attempting to kick Solidus in the face. Considering both his legs were off the floor, the most he managed to was swing himself towards him and give him a light bump.]

Marriage is for women, now put me down!

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