MARRIAGE ROOM
[Welcome to wedding hell.
The moment you step inside this room, one of two things will happen.
a) you're getting married! It should be the happiest day of your life, except... why the fuck are you getting married?
OR
b) you've been married a long time and you just now realised it! Out of nowhere the knowledge appears in your head. You are married to INSERT NAME HERE. You live at INSERT ROOM NUMBER HERE. Whether they know it or not...
Let the chaos begin!
...there will be cake for all the unhappy couples, of course.]
The moment you step inside this room, one of two things will happen.
a) you're getting married! It should be the happiest day of your life, except... why the fuck are you getting married?
OR
b) you've been married a long time and you just now realised it! Out of nowhere the knowledge appears in your head. You are married to INSERT NAME HERE. You live at INSERT ROOM NUMBER HERE. Whether they know it or not...
Let the chaos begin!
...there will be cake for all the unhappy couples, of course.]