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[THE OCELOT UNIT, IN THE SPIRIT OF THE SEASON, IS WANDERING THE HALLS SINGING CHRISTMAS CAROLS]

♫HARK! WE HEAR THE MAJOR'S MEOW
WE NEED TO GET TO HIM RIGHT NOW
HE JUST WANTS TO BEAT THAT SNAKE
A FEIRSOME BACKUP WE WILL MAKE

WITH PRECISION HE WILL SHOOT THAT GUN
UNTIL HIS CHAMBERS ALL ARE DONE
AFTER FINISHING THE FRAY
"YOU'RE PRETTY GOOD," HE WILL SAY♫

( CUT FOR MORE CAROLS )

[In the halls, one might notice a few more have joined the ranks of the undead.]

MAAAAJOOORRRRRRR...

[After a not so epic rescue attempt, the Ocelot Unit has now risen from the dead and are on the hunt for brains or the Major, whatever comes first.]

[((Yeah I don't even know. Come get eaten by the Ocelot unit))]

[IF ONE IS WALKING THROUGH THE HALLS THEY WILL HEAR THE RHYTHMIC POUNDING OF BOOTS AS THE OCELOT UNIT IS JOGGING THROUGH. A CADENCE CAN BE HEARD SHOUTED FROM THE UNIT AS THEY RUN]

I DON’T KNOW BUT I’VE BEEN TOLD
(I DON'T KNOW BUT I'VE BEEN TOLD)
RAVEN’S FANBOYS ARE GETTING OLD
(RAVEN'S FANBOYS ARE GETTING OLD)

I DON’T KNOW BUT IT’S BEEN SAID
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