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MARRIAGE ROOM

Dec 27, 2011 02:11

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queenofbfg, musthatefrogs, viscous_serpent, selfesteemteam, comp_kunoichi, volginswaifu, thatendlessblue, neurotic_insect

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neurotic_insect December 27 2011, 02:31:39 UTC

[...]

[He's not sure why he is in this room, but he's here for a reason.]

selfesteemteam December 27 2011, 02:46:15 UTC

[GASP They're all in tuxedos and at the alter? This- This must be their dream come true, when they turn around they just know who will be standing in a white wedding dress waiting for them.]

MAAAAAAAAAJOOOOOOO-

[WAIT, YOU ARE NOT THE MAJOR]

neurotic_insect December 27 2011, 03:08:00 UTC

[. . . . .]

[Obviously, he got drunk, blacked out, lost a bet, and this is the result of it.]

[Funny. This sort of thing usually came with a hangover and a sense of shame.]

[The suit he's got on is nice, though.]

On the bright side, I believe this marriage is non-binding.

selfesteemteam December 27 2011, 03:24:35 UTC

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE TO THINK YOU COULD TAKE THE MAJORS PLACE SO EASILY?!!

Thread 5

lasingingbird December 27 2011, 02:54:37 UTC

[There is now an AI-Weapon-sized hole in the wall. Chrysalis waits at the altar, a tablecloth slung over her AI pod like a veil. A bow is tied around her tail and more are on the tips of each rotor. When prompted, she supplies her own music-]

Laaaa laaa la laaa, la la la laaaaa, la la laa laaa laa la la la la laaaaaa... This is not how the song goes.

This is. Unknown music.

Unknown situation.

Does not compute.

volginswaifu December 27 2011, 03:02:14 UTC

[Hm, a tuxedo? Well, Ivan was never opposed to a new set of nice clothes, although something about this whole ordeal felt rather, well...fishy.]

[After all, a suit was one thing, but a tuxedo?]

Alright, what's the catch?

viscous_serpent December 27 2011, 03:11:30 UTC

Look around you.

[Solidus' voice was filled with sarcasm. Was Raiden here to... celebrate or something? No he doesn't get it yet. One of the metal tentacles gestured to the room, which was suddenly decorated in a rather pleasant floral style.

And yes.

Solidus was wearing the tentacle part of the exoskeleton... over his tuxedo.]

Jack, why did I agree to this? Somehow, I can't remember.

volginswaifu December 27 2011, 03:15:52 UTC

[Raikov glances around, but then just side-eyes Solidus and his extra extremities with suspicion. His tone is snarky as usual:]

It's Major Raikov, and your guess is as good as mine, old-timer.

Ah--ohh...

[That was a cake right there, wasn't it? Ivan will just go ahead and gravitate towards it.]

viscous_serpent December 27 2011, 03:19:01 UTC

Not so fast.

[Metal pincers grab onto the back of the tuxedo, lifting the shorter man.]

Major, why are you at what appears to be my... wedding? And why do you think you have the right to the cake?

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comp_kunoichi December 27 2011, 04:03:26 UTC

[You'll find Emma dolled up in a wedding dress, looking more than a little scared.]

Uh... Why am I-?

queenofbfg December 27 2011, 14:19:38 UTC

[...Why is Fortune here again?]