Ugh, my sister is so annoying. We have a family gathering and I begged her not take a long time to get there because every time it's my dad's side of the family, we're always getting there late and leaving early. It's 3 hours late and we're not even on the way there. And then to top it off, she's worrying about a banquet for our COUSIN'S family ( Read more... )

Damn me and my inability to just say no. One of my best friends has been into me for a while and I've been trying so hard to keep him in the friend zone. I thought I was doing a good job but last night when he moved in to kiss me, I just laid there and let him. I knew I wasn't into it. I knew I didn't like him in a romantic way but I still kissed ( Read more... )

You know what's worse than being a third wheel? Being a fourth wheel. I really wish this kid would leave and never come the fuck back!!! What makes it worse is that my roommates keep saying "come hang out with us!" or asking "why are you in your room all day?". How can you not feel secondhand embarrassment for me? You and your boyfriend are all ( Read more... )

 I need my own fucking car because I can't rely on you. You would leave me for dead in a blink and not even think twice about it. Stupid motherfucker.

With friends like these, who needs enemies?

...but not in the good way ( Read more... )

My gf's ex-bf just told her that he's coming to town with intentions on getting back with her. I don't think my gf will leave me for him but I was so happy being drama-free. FML!

My mom wouldn't be so disappointed at me if I was perfect.

My earbuds apparently have a short in it. The sound in the right one is momentarily dying until I wiggle the wire a bit. Seriously, ear buds are so freaking fragile and it seems like I have to get new ones every couple of months. In my defense, these ones lasted longer than my other ones(I had these for like 6+ months). I should start getting these ( Read more... )

I don't know what to do. Here's the deal. Yesterday, my girlfriend was here. While we were sitting on the couch watching Brokeback Mountain, Tott called me(my ex-fling turned good friend/my gf's arch-nemesis). Me and Tott haven't talked in a long time so I start talking to her. Korin gets upset and starts to leave the house. I tell her I'm going to ( Read more... )

I'm so desperate for a job right now that I'm actually willing to work for McDonalds. "That's nasty. That's lower than the security guard. At least security can get you backstage." Now as soon as I find out how to apply then I'm gonna be on that shit like Hoeann on a penis.

This is what rock bottom must feel like...