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(I figured I should get ready to wrap this up)
Short Attention Span Theater Presents:
Figsauce Drama, Part... Oh Who The Hell Is Counting Anymore?
(The Penultimate Episode... Hopefully)
Act ???
Scene 1
Figsauce: hey, everybody! Guess wh-
Everybody: [groan]
Peanut Gallery: you're still hot for Aragorn?
Figsauce: DAMMIT!
Peanut Gallery: this is getting old. We're leaving. [exeunt]
Figsauce: OMG! ( Read more... ) -
oh, teh figdrama burneth yea verily.
Cafeteria--
Aragorn: [listens intently to iPod]
Figsauce: [peeks]
Aragorn: [peeks]
Figsauce: [avoid]
Aragorn: [avoid]
Figsauce: fuckety mother fuck fuck fuck [waves]
Aragorn: [winces]
Figsauce: *kri* -
OMG Figsauce drama! Again!
Short Attention Span Theater Presents:
Figsauce Drama, Part ELEVENTYONE!!!!!111: The Moderator Strikes Back
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Figsauce: [work work work]
Aragorn: [sneak sneak sneak]
Figsauce: I sense a disturbance in the Force.
Random Girl #1: [on phone] Hiiii, Aragorn. Where are y-what? Why? [looks at Figsauce]
Figsauce: [ignore ignore ignore]
Random Girl #1: [still on ( Read more... ) -
SAST:FD--Epilogue
Figsauce: Hi, Aragorn!
Aragorn: Eeeep! [hides]
Figsauce: Okay, whatever. I was going to wish you a happy birthday-
Aragorn: [peeks out and waves] Oh, uh... hi then! How have you been? I'm almost done with classes, can't wait...
Figsauce: Oh, hey! I've been doing al ri-[sees Aragorn running away] oh for FUCKSAKE, grow some balls and just tell me ( Read more... )