If someone had told Kanan on Thursday that an attempt to go back to his own galaxy for a top-up on groceries would end up in a Portalocty mixup that involved him having to fly the Escape through tunnels and weird flying golden rings while being shot at by other ships, all the while having someone insisting that he do a kriffing barrel roll over the ( Read more... )

So the Leverage crew didn't have any kids visiting this weekend. They had managed - somehow - to get a note through the portal, folded into the most intricate paper airplane Eliot had ever seen, assuring them that Spike and Ada were both just fine, but were simply far too busy to visit this year. Eliot had decided that the island was taking it ( Read more... )

Kanan was looking maybe the faintest bit dazed as he walked into Luke's today with a little half-twi'lek girl in tow. 'Having a kid' was something that had never, ever been on his agenda. In fact, it had been basically at the very top of his 'what not to do' list, especially considering the state of the galaxy these days and the chance that any kid ( Read more... )

Hardison walked into the diner, paying no attention to the staff's outrageous and elaborate costumes. He walked right through their choreography, weaving his way between canes, high kicks, jazzhands, and even a human pyramid. He ducked under waving top hats, dodged around a tap dance number, and finally made it to his booth unscathed. The show- ( Read more... )

Parker had decided that supervision was needed today, after various bouts of singing from the kitchen staff this week. Also, she wanted to see how they'd react to being stared at without her speaking for as long as possible.

Very nervously, it turned out.

SPECIALS
Shrimp Tacos
Zucchini Noodles
Veggie Scramble
Luke's was open. With Parker doing ( Read more... )

Hardison cautiously poked his head inside the diner, ready to run at a moment's notice if anything looked even the slightest bit off. The Special's Board looked normal--a lot of baked goods, yeah, but nothing to suggest they were doing a number about eating people. The diner looked the way it normally did, nothing moved or rearranged to make room ( Read more... )

Eliot came into work today fully expecting to take over the kitchen and make, like, six dozen casseroles or something. Instead, he got sidetracked by paperwork -- taxes of all things -- and spent most of his time staring off into space and repeatedly checking his phone to make sure he hadn't missed any messages from Trudy ( Read more... )

Hardison got to Luke's and immediately looked at the Special's Board. And then facepalmed.

Today's Specials
Nachitoches with Spicy Buttermilk Dip
Raised Game Pie
Soylent Green Cocktails
GOD THAT'S GOOD!"Nah, c'mon, y'all, you're gon' make Eliot mad..." Hardison said, opening the door ( Read more... )

Eliot hadn't gotten a lot of sleep this weekend, for the very best of reasons. So he was in a lovely mood at Luke's today, despite the argument going on in the kitchen about artisinal matzo and whether dried cranberries were allowed in kugel ( Read more... )

Kanan had put some serious consideration into just not coming in to work today. The fact that he was clearly not the only person on the island who had been afflicted with a serious case of body dysphoria this weekend was basically the only reason he was sucking it up and heading in for his shift at Luke's ( Read more... )