I find myself procrastinating from writing essays again. I plan to have two 500 word essays finished before I go to Atlanta, but at this rate, I'm not even going to get packed. Maybe I should start posting checklists for myself again like I did at the ends of semesters.

This morning when I woke up, I heard Mom practicing scales, but for some reason I thought it was a bird outside my window singing "Bolero."

A side effect of visiting horses yesterday is that this morning I found a tick in my hair. I was idly running my hands through my hair when I discovered it climbing around on my head. It's oddly nostalgic of when my cousin had lice of DOOM and I got them, full sized, from her. Well, I pulled out this lump from my hair and looked at it, and it ( Read more... )

I just discovered that every time the Blues Brothers wreck a police cruiser, somebody yells, "Hey!  They broke my watch!"

Tonight I got some of my aggression over housing limbo out by shooting turkeys on an arcade game in a seedy bar.  My friends all turned around and heckled when they figured out what I was doing.  Some random guy gave me a priceless funny look as he passed me on the way to the bathroom.  It was like he couldn't process the pretty girl in blue ( Read more... )

Do you ever get the feeling that you might be a worthless person, but your friends are too nice to tell you?

Katherine's Squid cut up my arm last night.  Awww!

Why is it so weathery today?

One queer-friendly, drug-free, omnivorous, cat-friendly, groovy house for a clean, quiet, friendly, responsible, geeky, and musical woman to live in.

I'm supposed to get up and say a few words before my thesis performance tomorrow, but I haven't a clue of what to say. Today my musicians decided on a few ways I could introduce the concert. I could get up and say, "Hello, I... uh... wrote this... uh... PANTS!" and then fall down. Ross could get up and pretend to be me. Ross could get up and ( Read more... )

It may just be because I'm tired and cracked out, but I really want a Klein Stein. These people make Klein bottles of all shapes and sizes! They come calibrated and carry warning labels like:

WARNING! Acme constructs each Klein Bottle from genuine Baryonic matter. Do not allow your Acme Klein Bottle to come in contact with antimatter or ( Read more... )

Please take a moment out of your day to watch this strangely calming video of a cat hitting a hammer.