You know it's a thing. :P Time to share the The Turkey Story. What Thanksgiving would be complete without it?

Many of you on my f-list are hardened veterans of my annual tradition of posting The Turkey Story. However, there are also many of you on my f-list who have yet to experience the profound trauma awe that only reading this story can bring.
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Dear Self,

What the Frilly Heck? I've put my underwear on, inside out, 3 times in a row now. Self, this is NOT rocket science. I mean, come on...you're licensed to operate a motor vehicle for heaven's sake. Underwear should not be a puzzle to sort out. Get with the program.

Thanx,
Me

This commercial tickles me way more than it should. Hee

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xogtneVeflI

Who the heck needs gym equipment or Zumba? I just had the workout of my life trying on a pair of control top panty hose!! Sheer Energy my bee-hind. More like sheer perspiration, and slight dehydration. :P

Saw this restaurant sign the other day. Note 3rd item...

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Well, lookie here. A bona fide update. I can tell you're impressed. :P

( Go Me! )

*peeks* Hiya flist! Seems an age since I posted a real update. I had planned to update today, and
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Santa Groped By Woman.

I guess we all know what she wants for Christmas. :P

I hope everyone celebrating Thanksgiving is having a wonderful day with food, friends, family, and fun! For those that aren't celebrating, I hope you have an equally lovely day. *hugs everyone*

I did my annual Turkey Story post yesterday, for those that might have missed it. I guarantee it will make you appreciate your Thanksgiving dinner that much ( Read more... )

 Yoinked from
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