*sporfle*
Yoinked from
angstchic.
From the Random Fact generator
eyesthatslay was what Willis was talkin' about.
Superman owns a pair of eyesthatslay pajamas.
There are four legal methods of execution in the United States: lethal injection, gas chamber, electric chair and eyesthatslay.
eyesthatslay can taste lies.
eyesthatslay doesn't go on the internet, she has every internet site stored in her memory. She refreshes webpages by blinking.
eyesthatslay smells what the Rock is cooking...because the Rock is eyesthatslay's personal chef.
The only sure things are Death and Taxes. And when eyesthatslay goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
eyesthatslay cannot predict the future; the future just better do what eyesthatslay says.
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. eyethatslay can kill 100 percent of whatever the hell she wants.
eyesthatslay does not "style" her hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be eyesthatslay.
angstchic.
From the Random Fact generator
eyesthatslay was what Willis was talkin' about.
Superman owns a pair of eyesthatslay pajamas.
There are four legal methods of execution in the United States: lethal injection, gas chamber, electric chair and eyesthatslay.
eyesthatslay can taste lies.
eyesthatslay doesn't go on the internet, she has every internet site stored in her memory. She refreshes webpages by blinking.
eyesthatslay smells what the Rock is cooking...because the Rock is eyesthatslay's personal chef.
The only sure things are Death and Taxes. And when eyesthatslay goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
eyesthatslay cannot predict the future; the future just better do what eyesthatslay says.
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. eyethatslay can kill 100 percent of whatever the hell she wants.
eyesthatslay does not "style" her hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be eyesthatslay.