The color scheme that is. And an updated picture. Hip hip hooray. Happy early birthday Nic! I hope you party like a rock star and wake up next to 5 hot naked chicks wondering what the fuck you did the night before. And the added birthday sprinkles will be that you WILL remember. Ha ( Read more... )

Posting on livejournal is becoming as frequent as me sucking dick on sprague for ice cream. For those of you in our audience just joining us tonight to recap, I hate dick, and I most certainly do not like ice cream. I miss all my little Seattle friends. Good news is we are planning a trip up there for 3 or 4 days around my birthday. I hope I get ( Read more... )

Posting on livejournal is becoming as frequent as me sucking dick on sprague for ice cream. For those of you in our audience just joining us tonight to recap, I hate dick, and I most certainly do not like icecream. I miss all my little Seattle friends. Good news is we are planning a trip up there for 3 or 4 days around my birthday. I hope I get ( Read more... )

I have this toe, my big toe....and it hurts like fuck. It's like that episode of King Of The Hill where Bobby gets gout, then puts a face on the bandage on his big toe...calls her Madame...and makes her talk with a french accent. Yeah...it's like that ( Read more... )

Can I go out and kill tonight? I feel like taking a life. Please, I want to steal the kitchen knife. (Thats the whole song ( Read more... )

I have decided that as of today, my name with be Kokaleeki Moola Moola Monkey Chicken Felala-pants.

So, I spoke with Parker, and they are still waiting for Cascade windows to get their shit together and tell them who they have chosen as the lucky contestant. But they assured me that I am still in the running for a job. It's been nearly a month, and now I find myself cleaning. What the fuck is wrong with me? I'm going to give Parker one more week ( Read more... )

You make me feel like a sayin' Foxy ( Read more... )

Yesterday I was adjusting the curtain in my room and leaned back into the recliner and was punctured by a 2 inch piece of metal coming out of the arm rest. Ouch..it hurt...then I noticed it looked rusty...then I rememberd..."Awww...I'm not current on my shots" Sooo..with fear of lock jaw and certain death I decided to go to the doctor ( Read more... )

I guess I'm just a material girl, living in a material world.