Foxy Lady
You make me feel like a sayin' Foxy...
Hmmmm...I have all these little thoughts floating in my head. I'm at the Reality waiting for my girlfriend to get out of a meeting. I got a new bra today, that was very exciting, I rubbed it all over my ass. Damn it, there is a loud ass family here, I want to smash all their heads in with frozen hamburger, the chub kind, not the patty.
My stomach is being all crazy today, I think I might be in for a night of fun fun fun. FUCK YOU SLOPPY JOESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. I've been working out, I get buff fast, I have all these little stretch marks on my shoulders where my muscles are going *buff puff buff puff* <----that is my high budget sound effect
I'm listening to 96.5 and I think someone bought the station, because now it's playing all weird music this weekend, maybe it's a weekend thing. It's all 80's.... I like 80's and all, just not all day long. My eyes are melting out of my head today.
I'm tempted to shave my head this weekend. I need a change, but maybe I'll wait until I lose another 30 pounds, I've lost 10 this last week busting my ass, but now I'm getting lazy. Back to my lil' diet and work out thing on Monday . My fat tummy was kind of funny at first, but now it's getting into the hazard zone...like...I can probably rest a tv dinner and 3 beers on it. Thats not cute, it's manly...and I don't want to be THAT dude-like.
HOORAY! That fucking family left, they must have had a sale at Walmart for muzzles. Yeah, I'm going to hell. DAMN IT THEY ARE BACK! I guess it was a blue light special at K-Mart, and they missed it. *Hisses in their general direction* When I have kids, if they are ever that obnoxious, I'm going to have to tie them to the back of the car and make them run home to get rid of all that energy...and extra skin. Oh come on, they were just going to lose it one they hit puberty anyway. Useless skin...pshhhhhhhht...
I'm getting tingly in my ass thinking about the new Family Guy episode that is coming out on May 1st. SWEET JESUS! I MIGHT HAVE A HEART ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EEEEEEEEEEE! I feel bad, I should call some friends I haven't talked to in forever. I get too tired and find it mentally draining to be entertaining when I'm with people. I just want to sit at home and smack around my ferrets.
Awwwwwwww........I'm fucking bored...
Hmmmm...I have all these little thoughts floating in my head. I'm at the Reality waiting for my girlfriend to get out of a meeting. I got a new bra today, that was very exciting, I rubbed it all over my ass. Damn it, there is a loud ass family here, I want to smash all their heads in with frozen hamburger, the chub kind, not the patty.
My stomach is being all crazy today, I think I might be in for a night of fun fun fun. FUCK YOU SLOPPY JOESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. I've been working out, I get buff fast, I have all these little stretch marks on my shoulders where my muscles are going *buff puff buff puff* <----that is my high budget sound effect
I'm listening to 96.5 and I think someone bought the station, because now it's playing all weird music this weekend, maybe it's a weekend thing. It's all 80's.... I like 80's and all, just not all day long. My eyes are melting out of my head today.
I'm tempted to shave my head this weekend. I need a change, but maybe I'll wait until I lose another 30 pounds, I've lost 10 this last week busting my ass, but now I'm getting lazy. Back to my lil' diet and work out thing on Monday . My fat tummy was kind of funny at first, but now it's getting into the hazard zone...like...I can probably rest a tv dinner and 3 beers on it. Thats not cute, it's manly...and I don't want to be THAT dude-like.
HOORAY! That fucking family left, they must have had a sale at Walmart for muzzles. Yeah, I'm going to hell. DAMN IT THEY ARE BACK! I guess it was a blue light special at K-Mart, and they missed it. *Hisses in their general direction* When I have kids, if they are ever that obnoxious, I'm going to have to tie them to the back of the car and make them run home to get rid of all that energy...and extra skin. Oh come on, they were just going to lose it one they hit puberty anyway. Useless skin...pshhhhhhhht...
I'm getting tingly in my ass thinking about the new Family Guy episode that is coming out on May 1st. SWEET JESUS! I MIGHT HAVE A HEART ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EEEEEEEEEEE! I feel bad, I should call some friends I haven't talked to in forever. I get too tired and find it mentally draining to be entertaining when I'm with people. I just want to sit at home and smack around my ferrets.
Awwwwwwww........I'm fucking bored...