Aug 24, 2006 18:41
Posting on livejournal is becoming as frequent as me sucking dick on sprague for ice cream. For those of you in our audience just joining us tonight to recap, I hate dick, and I most certainly do not like icecream. I miss all my little Seattle friends. Good news is we are planning a trip up there for 3 or 4 days around my birthday. I hope I get some better candles this year for my birthday! The last time I got some candles they collapsed and killed a shit load of people. You know what? Forget the candles. How about some.....confetti.....and cake with sprinkles...and hip new albums of Vanilla Ice, or whatever the kids are listening to these days. Yes, I much rather like that idea.
Sooo, Millie and I just had our one year anniversary, things are great and I am a happy little rug muncher. Work is work. The kids are doing good. Crystal is having her birthday this week, so I got her lots of cool little things and clothes. I like having kids around, that way I know exactly where all my money is going. Heh.
I hope all of you bitches and sluts are doing well. Drop me a post if you need my new number....and....lets...hang out for an evening when I am in Seattle. And if you dont I guess I will just have to have constant mindless sex with my girlfriend in a hotel. Poor me, whatever will I do with myself and all this...delicious...hot...wet...sex....I....
Oh Jesus, I have to go now.......
OH GOD!!! YESSS YESS YESS!!!!!!!!
HEY! WHAT THE FUCK? WHY ARE YOU STILL READING THIS YOU FUCKING PERVERTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S MY NAUGHTY TIME!