I JUST ATE SOME FUCKING CHICKEN FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK IT WAS SO FUCKING GOOD OH MY GOD

FUCK YOU I DON'T FEEL BAD ABOUT IT, I HAVEN'T HAD CHICKEN IN OVER A YEAR

also champagne, that may have helped.

THEY'VE CLONED CATS THAT GLOW IN THE DARK

GLOW IN THE DARK

I'VE DONE IT! I'VE GOTTEN MYSELF A NOT-EMBARRASSING EMAIL ADDRESS! NOW YOU CAN REACH ME AT K.BUONOCORE@YAHOO.COM!! :DDDDD

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OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD. IT HURTS. IT HUUUUUURRRRRRTS. ( ALL YOU FAGS BETTER CLICK THIS CUT. )

UGHH WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY
I GUESS MY FANDOM REALLY DOESN'T HAVE ENOUGH WANK

I finally understand all the fangasming over jrock_humor, which I found mostly spamtastic and unfunny.

EDIT: New heading ftw.

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