So I was complaining about how I miss Easter now that I'm older and vegan: I can't eat Peeps or chocolate rabbits, I can't dye or hunt for eggs, it's been years since I went to church and wore my frilliest pastel dress. My mom kind of laughed at me, and I thought we might make vegan peeps out of fake marshmallows and colored sugar, but then I come ( Read more... )

MY MOM JUST BOUGHT ME THIS COAT, ASD;FLKSDFK.

I... kind of want to participate. It just looks like so much fun! I would definitely do the bombshelter one. Does anyone want to denounce capitalism with me? Oh, speaking of which. This game is so addicting and so, so impossible. Did I pimp it here already? I feel like I must have, and if I did, you should still play it again.

I LOVE KATIE SUCH

She gives me PICKLES and OVERPAYS ME and IS AWESOME ABOUT EVERYTHING.

I'll be at her house answering the door for trick-or-treaters on Halloween. Hell yeah.

I'm very pleased with my schedule! For once, it looks like I'll enjoy most of my classes!

In other news, why do I ever talk to Sierra. Bitch makes me want to slit my wrists. And by wrists I mean eyeballs ( Read more... )

FUCK ME.

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Obama IS satin... wake up America

Kink meme, how do I love thee? Let me count one way right now:
America/Russia, post-Soviet sex with Russia being the willing uke. Bonus for Russia breathing "Privatize me." into America's ear.Not only did I laugh myself silly first reading this, I spent all day bursting into ill-stifled snickers during class. Goddamn. I'm taking Economics and ( Read more... )

snow pea-ness