Yeah so cross-country skiing sucks balls but my weekend was pretty chill anyway. Did my essay on that John Handey quote, and found another one that made me happy:
Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone's neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have to laugh, because what is that thing.

"He was on it like shit on a fly."

"I predict he's jacking off."

Obama IS satin... wake up America

Day five:
☆ Watching Son of Rambow
☆ romping in the ever-deepening snow

QOTD: Two little kids are arguing.
Kid 1: Kiss my ass!
Kid 2: You and what army?
K1: ...wat.

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"Well, he was talking about how the Joker makes the - frickin'-frackin frick-frack man - make look like - thingy. Do you know what I'm talking about?"
Small backstory: 'frick-frack man' is Voldemort, and 'thingy' is a muppet. Making more sense? No?

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There must be Taft slash fiction.

Another thing: I really like heavy cream - like the kind you whip - just by itself. But I don't like milk - even whole-fat milk. Except with Oreos. And in a healthy house like mine, you don't eat Oreos very often. Which is just as well, because they're not actually that good.