...  No-one?

Obviously none of you work for Woolworths, then.

My ghast is flabbered.  Flabbered, I tell you!
 

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So.  I have an old car.  It goes through a lot of oil, and it's an automatic, so I bought slightly-better-than-usual oil for it.  Having emptied two litres into the sump over the course of two months, I went to buy another bottle.

And discovered I've been putting diesel oil in my petrol car.

Yes, before you ask, it does say "Diesel" on it in big ( Read more... )