Just spent some time at the Way Back Machine reading message boards I used to hang out on about 8-10 years ago. My fave threads were the ones where people talked about what they did in their day, and the ones where people wrote short letters/postcards to anything they wanted ( Read more... )

Dear Ambulette,

HOLY CRAP! You are the best opening band that I've seen in a long time! Wow.

Thank you,
emiline

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Dear Rainer MariaI don't know how you do it, but you get better and better every time I see you play. I wouldn't think it was possible, since you so often blow me away, but somehow you do it. Thank you, thank you, thank you ( Read more... )

Dear dude in front of me tonight at the concert ( Read more... )

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Dear asshole Tory MP (I wish I paid attention when your name was on the screen),

Belinda Stronach is "a little rich girl" who "whored herself out", hey? Fuck you. As if you would say that about a man. As if anyone, let alone yourself, thought that about the dude (who's name I forget because I am so fucking pissed off at you right now) who did the ( Read more... )

Dear sponsors who think the world can/should revolve around them,

I hope you die terrible, painful, fiery deaths. You suck. I hate you so much.

No love ever,
emiline

P.S. Fuck. You.

Dear Sleater-Kinney,

Holy crap, do I ever love your new single, and I eagerly await both your new album, and your show in Toronto.

Much love,
emiline

Dear Ted Leo,

Although I do not like Kelly Clarkson, thank you for covering her song "Since U Been Gone". You are mighty keen.

Sincerely,
emiline

Dear dumbass co-worker ( Read more... )