Hey cool cats, so I'm employed at the moment, so that means you'll be getting a lot more double-posts and maybe even some triple-posts; posts will also probably be shorter.


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 Recently you may have read a post claiming to be mine. It concerned things that did not happen and was nothing but vile slander. Seb is an asshole, I can't believe he's done this, seriously, I am fucking livid ( Read more... )

Hi everyone, it's a me, Jackson, known to most as "The guy who can be smelled through the internet." Today is April Fool's Day, which sadly has not brought with it the change necessary for me to stop being shit and do something with my life like Seb has. God that man's wonderful. He once saved a baby from drowning... then claimed the bounty that ( Read more... )

 What's today? It's PIG DAY! PIG DAY! What's today? It's PIG DAY! PIG DAY!

I don't know why I am so exited that today is Pig Day, I am no great lover of Pigs. I do not in any way dislike them, but before today I was ambivalent. Now, as Pig Day looms before me, I am full of joy and anticipation.

I don't need to tell you what a pig is, you know what a ( Read more... )

 Come yea faithful and rejoice ( Read more... )