1st of April - REAL April Fools Day Post - April Fools Day Saga Part 2
Recently you may have read a post claiming to be mine. It concerned things that did not happen and was nothing but vile slander. Seb is an asshole, I can't believe he's done this, seriously, I am fucking livid.
Because of Seb's little 'Joke' I am excommunicating him from the Church of Jackson, removing his membership from the Jacky Jackson Club, and taking the metal lunch-box with my face on it from him. I am so furious, he might think it's funny, but actually he's a fucking jerk.
I think this will cause a rift in our friendship, in fact I KNOW it will. I am giving up on him and making new, sexier, more exiting friends, who own helicopters, and can give me guns and shit. Seb, fuck you, good bye forever.
And, loyal readers, saddest of all. I am leaving Jackson Celebrates. Yup. I'm not doing it anymore, no more Celebrating because seb has fucking ruined EVERYTHING.
Fuck You Seb
Goodbye
JACKSON
Because of Seb's little 'Joke' I am excommunicating him from the Church of Jackson, removing his membership from the Jacky Jackson Club, and taking the metal lunch-box with my face on it from him. I am so furious, he might think it's funny, but actually he's a fucking jerk.
I think this will cause a rift in our friendship, in fact I KNOW it will. I am giving up on him and making new, sexier, more exiting friends, who own helicopters, and can give me guns and shit. Seb, fuck you, good bye forever.
And, loyal readers, saddest of all. I am leaving Jackson Celebrates. Yup. I'm not doing it anymore, no more Celebrating because seb has fucking ruined EVERYTHING.
Fuck You Seb
Goodbye
JACKSON