Twas all I could do to NOT drink the grape vodka before taking these children to school. I ain't saying this lightly but if i can't get more immma go bin laden on some one's ass!!!
It's a good thing i bought two bottles and i may buy two bottles mores. This may be the start of my stumble into alcoholism and i couldn't be more excited!
Oooooer when you get to the school there are like 6 pictures of twisty g on the door to the classroom. From when they had that science day. HE's a handsome lil feller! Also it bears mentioning that i have NO DESIRE TO GO TO PARENT TEACHER INTERVIEWS.. Is it mandatory? Like did he not bring a gun to school? He's raped no one? Then why do i have to go?
I should have had sea monkey's instead of a child!
This may be the start of my stumble into alcoholism and i couldn't be more excited!
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HAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey at least your kid's an award winner. Surely you must be a TINY bit curious how the hell he managed to snow them on THAT?! Ha. It's also possible CPS is on its way for both of us... :p
The fact that i'm sober right this second means i'm not YET an alcoholic but i have high hopes!
I'm telling you, any empathy my child displays is only done so to the distaff gender! If it ain't got tits crispini don't care! We're probably going to have a sit down talk about good touching vs bad touching!!!
I may wanna take notes on that because i get a little cloudy on the subject sometimes myself:P
And it's weird we're not doing it together. Mrs D has no idea how deep my co-dependency runs here!
Right?!! Like what the hell, are we supposed to wait outside for each other? It's not like we're not gonna repeat the conversations verbatim anyway. WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP EXPECTING US TO ACT LIKE GROWN UPS WHO CAN FUNCTION ON OUR OWN??
It's a good thing i bought two bottles and i may buy two bottles mores. This may be the start of my stumble into alcoholism and i couldn't be more excited!
Oooooer when you get to the school there are like 6 pictures of twisty g on the door to the classroom. From when they had that science day. HE's a handsome lil feller! Also it bears mentioning that i have NO DESIRE TO GO TO PARENT TEACHER INTERVIEWS.. Is it mandatory? Like did he not bring a gun to school? He's raped no one? Then why do i have to go?
I should have had sea monkey's instead of a child!
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Start.
HAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey at least your kid's an award winner. Surely you must be a TINY bit curious how the hell he managed to snow them on THAT?! Ha. It's also possible CPS is on its way for both of us... :p
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I'm telling you, any empathy my child displays is only done so to the distaff gender! If it ain't got tits crispini don't care! We're probably going to have a sit down talk about good touching vs bad touching!!!
I may wanna take notes on that because i get a little cloudy on the subject sometimes myself:P
And it's weird we're not doing it together. Mrs D has no idea how deep my co-dependency runs here!
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Jesus christ that child is gonna make me a gramma very very very early!
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