My husband quite literally shoved me out of the living room, so instead of playing a pretty phoenix, I'm banished to the internet. The horror ( Read more... )

Besides prepping for the party Saturday, looking for gainful employment, having amusing threesomes, and picking my nose, there's a few decent reasons why I haven't been all that chatty on LJ lately ( Read more... )

Good morning morning morning ( Read more... )

My ISP sucks. My ISP's Webmail sucks. My backup Webmail sucks. The fact that IMP doesn't exist sucks ( Read more... )

I wanna be French ( Read more... )