i managed to find a computer in a british food market located in the middle of the historic district of the town. i am a bit sorry that i was bitter about being made to come along because once here i was able to enjoy myself (a little). for the last two nights we have been staying in the navy lodge over on a more desolate stretch of the island. the ( Read more... )

after lunch today annie and i ventured over to this gift shop called "inspirations" that doubles as a retailer of vaguely pornographic kitchenware and napkins. my favorite item was the set of his-n-hers shot glasses that "had sex" via the little glass phallus and vagina mounted on their sides. while perusing the miniature egyptian glass perfume ( Read more... )

Dude, man, dude, shit, man, how much do I love the Fork? I got burped for this entry. Blizzard-stoned. Pilgrim-stoned. Perestroika-stoned. What, man? What'd you say? Laser who? Mom, I know you, man! I will murder you for an omelet! Hey, zoo-keeper. Say it, it sounds so alien, man. Zoo-kee-per. Zoo-bie. Run from the Zangler! A fifty-foot Nancy ( Read more... )

henceforth i will not reveal any incriminating evidence on this or any website, as i am now aware that my parents, in their boundless curiousity, occasionally decide to check this computer for pornographic material. as of three days ago, the Pornfinders had had only unearthed one actual instance of pornographic material in a year of random searches ( Read more... )

today on the stand my interest was piqued by an elderly man swimming laps in the far lane, either unaware of or defiantly indifferent to the wet comb-over that dangled over his right ear like some sorry misplaced ponytail. aside from this i sailed through my shift without so much as a drowning baby or face-sucking preteen to keep busy ( Read more... )

So I was convinced that I wouldn’t devolved into Emily Whalen mode when writing in this livejournal partly out of guilt for having one and partly because my dad seems to think that one day all of these random entries are going to be collected and sold as a boxed set or something. And that I wont make any money off of it ( Read more... )

hey guys!!!!!! lyke omg i have a LJ i am SOOO COOOL but not as jenna and annie and burr. because they are just amazing (especially jenna, but dont tell her i told you how amazing and awesome i think she is)
well anyhoo it was great to chat, ill be sure to update later.
i love you much!!!!
<3
eamon thomas drumm