Do you ever wish you could trade in those modern problems and annoyances, and live in the past, when things were simpler? Or were they ( Read more... )

The birthday card that ( Read more... )

Phoebe's character on Friends had a fake name for herself that she would sometimes give out to a stranger: Regina Phalange.

Last night I came up with a similar fake name for myself: Anna Stomosing. From my favorite word ever, anastomosing, which describes something with a pattern like a network of streams that both branch out and reconnect ( Read more... )

Me: "There are no fey whales!"

Let me be clear. There are banshee wails, and possibly whale wails, but there are no banshee whales!

Sydney beat up the President and declared themselves the new dictator of America.
... afterward, Sydney decided to marry their imaginary friend.
'How will you be remembered in history books?' at QuizGalaxy.comAwww.....I always wanted to marry my imaginary friend ( Read more... )

I may have found my blues name. Last night during dance class, a conversation transpired involving a choreography where each of us be a different condiment. (Don't ask me how this started. I think it might have had to do with the color of someone's veil. We are an odd bunch.) Anyway, I decided to claim "mint jelly" as my condiment of choice. ( Read more... )

I just got up from my desk to run to the restroom. Biology calls, went my brain.

And then... Ah, biology, what a miracle! Here I am--walking, metabolizing, thinking--what an amazing thing. That life exists is truly mind-blowing. A miracle!You know I'm in a good mood when I start thinking about the miracle of LIFE. Far from being separate from ( Read more... )