First off, let me make a few things clear:

1st - These are in no particular order (in terms of how good they are or anything else). 
2nd - This is for Kit who requested a rec list. (Hai Kit!)
3rd - Um...I don't really have a third. I just don't like ending in even numbers.

Oooh warnings:

• Almost all will be AUs
• Almost all of them are NC-17 
• Almost all ( Read more... )

I know I've be a total douche about this. Really, how long has it been? A few months maybe? I think this is my longest delay yet for any of my fanfics.For "Twist," it was three months (yes, I kept track).

And the Question: Why?

Lie: I've been too busy with work, school, social life, [insert excuse here], etc.

Truth: I've sorta, kinda, maybe lost ( Read more... )

 It's simple math really, children. One negative state + another negative state = badness all around.
( ruar )

So...hai guys! o___o

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NARUTO

One Phone Call Away
Genre: Romance/Humor (Fluff)
Pairing: Sasuke x Naruto
Rating: 13+
Summary: “Gah! No, you hang up.” “…Not this again.” “You heard me. Hang up.” “Just hang up, dobe.” “No, you hang up.” “Naruto, hang up.” “No you han - ” Click. “You asshole! I didn’t mean hang up on me.”

Utilitarianism Doesn't Matter When Love's Involved
Genre: ( Read more... )