I live. As does Ace. I don't care what they say. And damn, this took ages to write. But I got there in the end! Even though it's a lot shorter, but hey, now things can move faster. Hopefully.

Title: Know Your Enemy (Intimately)Word Count: 1,408 ( Read more... )

A few drabbles I wrote for Nix. Which have been sitting on my hard drive for many moons. >_<

All SmoAce, if only implied, even if you can't actually tell who the characters are.
( There they are! Burn them! )

Two more drabbles I wrote for 30_op before I, uh, ran away. Ahem. I should really post these on the main comm, but never mind. -_- Eventually I'll get around to doing the rest of these, and the latest set (unofficially, of course), but never mindMy selected character was Ace, and the the two drabbles are slight-SmoAce and Marco/Ace respectively ( Read more... )

Because, yes, I really needed to start another fic. >_< In my defense, this is a re-posting of a chapter I wrote on op_fanforall for the shichibukai!Ace challenge from thisistony, and I'm a fair bit into the second chapter right now. None of my other fics are abandoned, I swear!

Title: Know Your Enemy (Intimately)Word Count: 2,402 ( Read more... )

Mmnnnn. Feeling quite a bit better; say, 80-85% or so. Just in time to go to work. Blergh. Anyway, back to MM tomorrow, so I can maybe catch up on everything I've missed. And Onemanga. And fics. And I think I missed Smoker's birthday, so oops ( Read more... )

Yeah, so I suck. I just spent three hours writing this crap instead of finishing one of the half-dozen other unfinished fics on my laptop. Sven? You suck. And I suck at writing snowman murder. It sort of... evolved on me.

It is delicious crack! Eat it!

Title: Smoker Holmes and the Mysterious Case of Flaming Death

( Yes, seriously. That's the title. )

For my 100_situations prompt table, because I should have updated it months ago. Whoops!

Prompt 19: CRAZY
Warnings/Summary: Crack, crack, crack. Now with added crack!

Title: A Fishy Situation (o lol, punz r aw3som3!!1one!)

( What's that?You think I'm freaking nuts? Correct! )

Title: The Female of The Species, Part I
Word Count: 4,835 (HOLY CRAP!)
Rating: PG-13?
Pairing: SmoAce, but not.
Disclaimer/Warnings: Uh - so danyellaskyler gave me this cracked-up plotbunny yesterday with Smoker who's become fem!Smoker, but Ace doesn't know, and Whitebeard does. Because I think she's mental. Did I say that? Sorry. Anyway, the bunny ( Read more... )

Title: Return of Tyger, Tyger!
Word Count: 338
Rating: PG?
Pairing: Mentioned SmoAce
Disclaimer/Warnings: Cracky-crack. AND CRACK.
Summary: Sequel to ' Tyger, Tyger Burning Bright', which I must add to memories. 'Tis crack, naturally.

( Ficlet here )

Link to onepieceyaoi100 entry:

Title: Sanji's Incredible Master Seduction Plan: Take 37
Topic: Panties
Word Count: 203
Rating: NC-17 PG ( Read more... )