100_situations
Prompt 76: BABY
Warnings/Summary: Crack! Crack! Because I saw this prompt and thought '...yeah. No, but yeah. How can I kill everyone with sheer *wrongness*?'

Title: Fatherhood: The Art of Running In the Opposite Direction. Quickly.

( Drabble thing. Of crack! )

100_situations
Prompt 56: CHOKE
Warnings/Summary: ANGST ALERT!

Title: Rinse and Repeat (oh, ha ha, silly title)

( Drabble here )

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Prompt 47: KILL
Warnings/Summary: Because scribe asked for it. Literally. ^_^ Or specifically for, 'Ace beats Blackbeard'. You don't know how I managed to force myself from making him beat BB in a cracky chess-game or something, scribe, so I hope you're happy!

Title: Insignificant

( Rargh, here be drabble! )

For my 100_situations prompt table, because I should have updated it months ago. Whoops!

Prompt 19: CRAZY
Warnings/Summary: Crack, crack, crack. Now with added crack!

Title: A Fishy Situation (o lol, punz r aw3som3!!1one!)

( What's that?You think I'm freaking nuts? Correct! )

Yes, I'm back. Did I spend any time writing proper fics? No. Of course not. The first chapters of one of said 'proper' fics will be up here later; until then, I offer...

Crack dinosaur fic. Shut up.

WARNINGS: Crack, AU, pre-slash/implied-slash, general fail.

( I told you I sucked. HERE IS EVIDENCE. )