So, I now have a new opinion about jousting. it is spawned by this fic I just read ( Read more... )

lolz, I is plagiarizing myself. *nod nod ( Read more... )

Broilers are the work of the devil. I put my parmesan bread in earlier this evening and it was coming along perfectly fine. I turn around for a moment A MOMENT to move some pans so I have a place to put them when I take them out, then I turn back around, and BAM! Instant charcoal. Honestly! I couldn't have looked away for more than 20 seconds! DAMN

I've never been good with words, especially at times like this. All I can say is you'll be sorely missed. And thanks, for everything. This song's for you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHkT2YfqHE4 "Bye Bye Miss American Pie" by Don McLean

Goodbye

 so part of the school flooded ( Read more... )

Oh dear. The Roman writers seem to be infesting my brain lately. I just re-read my English termpaper and discovered that I have practically a whole paragraph that's an ablative absolute (a.k.a. an aside or a rant). But upon further investigation I realized that most of it actually is in the ablative and so actually is an ablative absolute therefore ( Read more... )

I just got back from my grandparents about five minutes ago and man am I tired. After a day of cooking and baking I'm more sore than after hours spent playing basketball. Never underestimate the strength of a little old lady. My grandma doesn't look like much but she can whip those mixes long after my arms feel like they're about to fall off. *dies ( Read more... )

*mother is eating brownie crumbs ( Read more... )

I live with a bunch of morons! One little thing, I just asked them to do one little thing. But no! Who the hell goes to the store and buys one thing of ramen!? One, as in singular! For gods’ sake they’re 16 cents. And how the hell is it that they came home with bags of groceries and there still isn’t anything for me to eat for dinner!?!?!?
 

Gahahahahaha ( Read more... )