Hitting on straight girls. Getting drunk with my mom. Somehow, I feel like I'm doing something wrong ( Read more... )

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Today I deleted a bunch of saved text messages off of my phone. Most of them had been written as Twitter updates, but for whatever reason I had decided not to send them. However, in retrospect most of them were pretty clever, so I thought I'd record them for posterity. Enjoy. Most of these were written over the summer, although my phone didn't ( Read more... )