I went shopping with Lisa today. I talked her into buying the most adorable pomeranian puppy. She invited me to spend the night after and drink but I turned her down. Maybe I'm actually growing up...or maybe I just love my cat too much to make her skip a meal.

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 "It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose." Darrin Weinberg ( Read more... )

Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the United States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine millimeter bullet. -Dave Barry

Skiing combines outdoor  fun with knocking trees down with your face. -Dave Barry

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One man's folly is another man's wife. -Helen Rowland ( Read more... )