O-M-G.

( Stargate SG-1 Seasons 4, 5 spoilers... )

Well, okay I'm not. But I could be for all you know. I could be transmitting evil energies across the universe and into this post. I could be slowly draining this world of diet coke ( Read more... )

In the name of Doke, I will punish you! *does hand pose* Well, that comes later. Right now I want to talk about the Korean band, Nell.


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As I left home today to seek out an overpriced campus parking permit and garage pass, I saw that the tree across the street was lying all wretched-like on its side.

WTF?, I thought, believing that this was the second tree that my neighbors had taken out. The first had been uprooted years ago ( Read more... )

Firefly is awesome and Fox should go to Fox hell for cancelling it. Have a little faith in awesomeness will you, big network TV?

Actor Nathan Fillion, who played Captain Malcolm "Mal" Reynolds--also known as CAPTAIN SEXYPANTS--should have received an individual Emmy for the episode in which he is Captain Sexypants sans pants ( Read more... )

In five hours we will back out of our driveway and into a time rip that'll distort the next eight 1/2 hours into feeling like fifteen ( Read more... )

I have 59 minutes until my first final of the semester. It's American Lit, and while I've read most of the things that will be on the test, I haven't read a single one of them within the year ( Read more... )

So I've decided that I'm old enough now that I should be able to wear eyeshadow without looking like some sort of adult poser, and I've come to appreciate how very fine the line between cool and scary is, especially when it comes to black eyeshadow ( Read more... )

I may use that for my conversion narrative title should it take a turn for the pubescently sensual. Otherwise, I'll have to come up with something else.

For those who have never taken Modern Familiar Essay, the conversion narrative is "writing about any personal experience, great or small, silly or profound ( Read more... )

Fire cheetos burn so good.

Anyway, time for some bitching:

1 Nip/Tuck, season one, thirteen episodes. $18.99 on sale at Target; normal price $49.99. Why are thirteen episodes spread over five dvds? To justify the price by offering more plastic, kay? Someone is going to ninja star one of those dvds into the hearts of the management. Thunk.

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