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Ok, so my work called and offered to let me not come in at all today, so voila! I'm wasting time online again! Phew, this "packing" thing is hard work ( Read more... )

So the other day my alarm didn't go off and I woke up late for work, and in the course of the morning broke my hair curler. It wasn't so much that I broke it, more that I touched it lightly with my hand and it disintegrated. A tiny screw fell out from somewhere apparently important, and all the pieces fell apart ( Read more... )

Hello. How is everyone? Been a little quiet around here, hasn't it ( Read more... )

This is cute: an off-duty cop escorted a mother duck and her fluffy ducklings across 3 lanes of busy highway traffic, using his patrol car as a blockade. (Skip to about 55 seconds in.)

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***I was getting ready to leave work at five today, which included a trip to the staff restroom. So I open the door and what do I see, contrasting hellishly ( Read more... )

So I've--ha ha ha--five papers due next week: two on Tuesday, three on Wednesday. I feel like I'm standing in the middle of that garbage room in the Death Star and the walls are hilariously closing in. I really am amused by my situation. It is a fantastically awesome situation. Plus, I think I'm starting to hear Chewbacca ( Read more... )

I'm back, bitches ( Read more... )

A: That I rock ( Read more... )

I need to soak my brain in English for a few minutes before returning to the wonderful world of complicated Spanish subjunctive tenses. OMG. Like. Why must this be? I'm pretty frickin' sure English isn't as convoluted as that. Redundancy hurts meah.

Hey, did you guys know that Gwen Stefani's perfume L smells like My Little Ponies? It's true. I ( Read more... )

I'm sitting in the university library right now, and a group of about five police officers just came in, talked to the librarian, and walked some guy into the back office.

Two of them are still at the computer he was sitting at, the rest appear to be questioning him.

This is so much more interesting than writing my paper.