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Mar 29, 2011 00:32

THE PARADISA DGMDR MANLY RATING TESTHave you ever wondered how manly your character is? Especially when compared to other residents of the dressing room? Well now, through careful objective thinking and analyzing, we have finally devised a test that will help you find out what your character's manly rating is ( Read more... )

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failingfelicity March 29 2011, 04:39:27 UTC

1. Has been laid: Y
2. Can handle own in barfight: Y
3. Can hold a decent amount of liquor: Y
4. Is stoic about grievances: Y
5. Can crack a smug remark during a battle: Y
6. Shows backbone when someone pushes them around: Y... usually.
7. Would tell Clark or any other godmod hero to stfu/ignores him if they tried to put them in the kitchen: Y
8. Has a voice deeper than Chuck Norris: N
9. Does not get emotional over chick flicks: ...N
10. Has at one point lost either a body part or obtain a badass scar: Y
11. Adept at using manly weapons, such as a gun, kungfu or sword? Y
12. Has knowledge and skill in either hunting or fishing: Y
13. The terms headshot or decapitation can be used to describe your fighting style: N
14. Do you have visible hair not on top of your head? (Arm hair does not count!) N
15. Could your character survive in the wilderness without powers or technology? Y
16. Can stay calm/keep their head in the most stressful situations: ...N
17. Can win arm wrestling matches without superpowers OR going up against 5 year old ( ... )

/ANSWERS ICLY keepinghistory March 29 2011, 04:52:37 UTC

... 's pretty manly, don'tcha think?

failingfelicity March 29 2011, 12:58:58 UTC

...So? [SEES NOTHING WRONG WITH THIS.]

solo_insanity March 29 2011, 05:48:42 UTC

[In the voice of computerized GPS everywhere: Recalculating. Recalculation. You can't be higher than him, can you?]

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notpapa March 29 2011, 04:42:00 UTC

1. Has been laid: Y
2. Can handle own in barfight: ...possibly Y
3. Can hold a decent amount of liquor: N
4. Is stoic about grievances: Y
5. Can crack a smug remark during a battle: Y
6. Shows backbone when someone pushes them around: Y
7. Would tell Clark or any other godmod hero to stfu/ignores him if they tried to put them in the kitchen: N
8. Has a voice deeper than Chuck Norris: N
9. Does not get emotional over chick flicks: Y
10. Has at one point lost either a body part or obtain a badass scar: N
11. Adept at using manly weapons, such as a gun, kungfu or sword? N
12. Has knowledge and skill in either hunting or fishing: Y
13. The terms headshot or decapitation can be used to describe your fighting style: N
14. Do you have visible hair not on top of your head? Y he has stubble
15. Could your character survive in the wilderness without powers or technology? Y
16. Can stay calm/keep their head in the most stressful situations: Y
17. Can win arm wrestling matches without superpowers OR going up against 5 year old girls: Y
18. Can ( ... )

keepinghistory March 29 2011, 05:07:50 UTC

[Just. Blinks at number 4's answer.]

notpapa March 29 2011, 13:00:33 UTC

What?

far too lazy to get rid of the notes lolol selfdeluded March 29 2011, 04:43:44 UTC

1. Has been laid: Yuuup.
2. Can handle own in barfight: (NOTE: Using only your fists and items found in a bar) Damn right.
3. Can hold a decent amount of liquor: Comes with being a vampire, bb. ...otherwise not so much.
4. Is stoic about grievances: no not really
5. Can crack a smug remark during a battle: (NOTE: Pop culture references do not count) nah
6. Shows backbone when someone pushes them around: Yup
7. Would tell Clark or any other godmod hero to stfu/ignores him if they tried to put them in the kitchen: Damn right.
8. Has a voice deeper than Chuck Norris: (SPOILER: Nothing is more manly than Chuck Norris) 8( no
9. Does not get emotional over chick flicks: He has never watched a chick flick. ...unless Lavi dragged him to one, which is a good possibility.
10. Has at one point lost either a body part or obtain a badass scar: Yes.
11. Adept at using manly weapons, such as a gun, kungfu or sword? (Weapons that are seen as badass without needing to show a demostration or explained in-depth.) Not really :c
12. Has knowledge and ( ... )

/replies ICly keepinghistory March 29 2011, 05:04:48 UTC

So what's it mean if we get the same score?

LMAO selfdeluded March 29 2011, 05:09:10 UTC

[fffffff--]

Shut up. [He refuses to believe he is as manly as a cat. Not that Allen has anything against cats, but... come on.]

keepinghistory March 29 2011, 05:10:14 UTC

[Oi, oi, more than a cat.]

[Also, brb, licking a paw.]

Must make me a manly cat.

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cardio_swindle March 29 2011, 04:54:49 UTC

1. Has been laid: Yes
2. Can handle own in barfight: Of course
3. Can hold a decent amount of liquor: Is this even in doubt?
4. Is stoic about grievances: ...Yes. Really no. Whiner.
5. Can crack a smug remark during a battle: Do you need to ask?
6. Shows backbone when someone pushes them around: Of course! Also no, topped forever.
7. Would tell Clark or any other godmod hero to stfu/ignores him if they tried to put them in the kitchen: Who?
8. Has a voice deeper than Chuck Norris: I have a manly voice.
9. Does not get emotional over chick flicks: Over what?
10. Has at one point lost either a body part or obtain a badass scar: Several scars, and very badass.
11. Adept at using manly weapons, such as a gun, kungfu or sword? ...Tease aren't manly, even I can admit that.
12. Has knowledge and skill in either hunting or fishing: Um, yes.
13. The terms headshot or decapitation can be used to describe your fighting style: Not really.
14. Do you have visible hair not on top of your head? Don't be vulgar.
15. Could your character survive in ( ... )

keepinghistory March 29 2011, 05:05:20 UTC

Oi. Oi. I think you cheated.

cardio_swindle March 29 2011, 05:10:08 UTC

I'm insulted. I never cheat.

keepinghistory March 29 2011, 05:11:48 UTC

Yeah, yeah. An' I'm the Queen o'England.

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keepinghistory March 29 2011, 05:03:30 UTC

1. Has been laid: 's for me to know, and you to guess.
2. Can handle own in barfight: O'course! But since disappearing in a blink of an eye doesn't count, no.
3. Can hold a decent amount of liquor: But o'course. I'm Irish ♥
4. Is stoic about grievances: Don't see a reason to get hung up on 'em.
5. Can crack a smug remark during a battle: 's part o'my charm.
6. Shows backbone when someone pushes them around: Yeah.
7. Would tell Clark or any other godmod hero to stfu/ignores him if they tried to put them in the kitchen: There any sugar in the kitchen?
8. Has a voice deeper than Chuck Norris: Sadly, no.
9. Does not get emotional over chick flicks: Ha~
10. Has at one point lost either a body part or obtain a badass scar: Like anything can catch me~
11. Adept at using manly weapons, such as a gun, kungfu or sword? Don't need 'em.
12. Has knowledge and skill in either hunting or fishing: Oi. 's not like i don't look like a cat or anythin'.
13. The terms headshot or decapitation can be used to describe your fighting style: But it's so messy ( ... )

solo_insanity March 29 2011, 05:53:03 UTC

Irish, you say?

keepinghistory March 29 2011, 05:54:49 UTC

Aye. I'm sure you've been there, yeah?

solo_insanity March 29 2011, 06:00:09 UTC

Can't say I've ever been that far east?

[Geography skills. He doesn't have them.]

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