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Mar 29, 2011 00:32

THE PARADISA DGMDR MANLY RATING TESTHave you ever wondered how manly your character is? Especially when compared to other residents of the dressing room? Well now, through careful objective thinking and analyzing, we have finally devised a test that will help you find out what your character's manly rating is ( Read more... )

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keepinghistory March 29 2011, 05:03:30 UTC
1. Has been laid: 's for me to know, and you to guess.
2. Can handle own in barfight: O'course! But since disappearing in a blink of an eye doesn't count, no.
3. Can hold a decent amount of liquor: But o'course. I'm Irish ♥
4. Is stoic about grievances: Don't see a reason to get hung up on 'em.
5. Can crack a smug remark during a battle: 's part o'my charm.
6. Shows backbone when someone pushes them around: Yeah.
7. Would tell Clark or any other godmod hero to stfu/ignores him if they tried to put them in the kitchen: There any sugar in the kitchen?
8. Has a voice deeper than Chuck Norris: Sadly, no.
9. Does not get emotional over chick flicks: Ha~
10. Has at one point lost either a body part or obtain a badass scar: Like anything can catch me~
11. Adept at using manly weapons, such as a gun, kungfu or sword? Don't need 'em.
12. Has knowledge and skill in either hunting or fishing: Oi. 's not like i don't look like a cat or anythin'.
13. The terms headshot or decapitation can be used to describe your fighting style: But it's so messy ( ... )

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solo_insanity March 29 2011, 05:53:03 UTC
Irish, you say?

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keepinghistory March 29 2011, 05:54:49 UTC
Aye. I'm sure you've been there, yeah?

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solo_insanity March 29 2011, 06:00:09 UTC
Can't say I've ever been that far east?

[Geography skills. He doesn't have them.]

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keepinghistory March 29 2011, 06:13:37 UTC
North, you mean.

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solo_insanity March 29 2011, 06:36:07 UTC
North. Yes, north. Steal away on a train?

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keepinghistory March 29 2011, 06:41:29 UTC
No other way to travel, yeah?

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besomeothername March 29 2011, 05:57:49 UTC
So which was the .5?

... And #14 is cheating, yeah.

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keepinghistory March 29 2011, 05:59:22 UTC
The one about the kitchen.

Question's a question, yeah?

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besomeothername March 29 2011, 06:10:44 UTC
[Chuckles] Fair enough.

Now, did you drive a motorcycle or a boat? Manage it might be hard to reach the pedals on the former, yeah.

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keepinghistory March 29 2011, 06:15:41 UTC
Neither, they both make me carsick. But I've ridden horses.

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besomeothername March 29 2011, 06:25:36 UTC
... Are you always a cat?

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keepinghistory March 29 2011, 06:27:04 UTC
'm afraid not.

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besomeothername March 29 2011, 06:41:12 UTC
Oh good. The cat on horseback would have puzzled me for week, yeah.

[And he possibly might have attempted a re-enactment]

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keepinghistory March 29 2011, 06:53:10 UTC
Only a week?

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