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[sleightofhearts]

THE PARADISA DGMDR MANLY RATING TESTHave you ever wondered how manly your character is? Especially when compared to other residents of the dressing room? Well now, through careful objective thinking and analyzing, we have finally devised a test that will help you find out what your character's manly rating is

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[cardio_swindle]

1. Has been laid: Yes
2. Can handle own in barfight: Of course
3. Can hold a decent amount of liquor: Is this even in doubt?
4. Is stoic about grievances: ...Yes. Really no. Whiner.
5. Can crack a smug remark during a battle: Do you need to ask?
6. Shows backbone when someone pushes them around: Of course! Also no, topped forever.
7. Would tell Clark or any other godmod hero to stfu/ignores him if they tried to put them in the kitchen: Who?
8. Has a voice deeper than Chuck Norris: I have a manly voice.
9. Does not get emotional over chick flicks: Over what?
10. Has at one point lost either a body part or obtain a badass scar: Several scars, and very badass.
11. Adept at using manly weapons, such as a gun, kungfu or sword? ...Tease aren't manly, even I can admit that.
12. Has knowledge and skill in either hunting or fishing: Um, yes.
13. The terms headshot or decapitation can be used to describe your fighting style: Not really.
14. Do you have visible hair not on top of your head? Don't be vulgar.
15. Could your character survive in the wilderness without powers or technology? Hoboing counts.
16. Can stay calm/keep their head in the most stressful situations: Want to test it~?
17. Can win arm wrestling matches without superpowers OR going up against 5 year old girls: I'm insulted.
18. Can you ride a horse and/or drive something manly like a ship or motorcyle? Horses are out of my depth.
19. Can you still be badass while wearing pink and/or ultra girly/cutesy articles of clothing? ...Don't give Road ideas.
20. Do you like steak?: It's good enough.

BONUS QUESTIONS
1. Are you swift as the coursing river? I suppose.
2. Do you have all the force of a great typhoon? More than.
3. What about the strength of a raging fire? Sounds painful.
4. Mysterious as the dark side of the moon? I should hope so. It's part of my charm.

Including the bonus round, seventeen.

[keepinghistory]

Oi. Oi. I think you cheated.

[cardio_swindle]

I'm insulted. I never cheat.

[keepinghistory]

Yeah, yeah. An' I'm the Queen o'England.

[cardio_swindle]

A pleasure, your Majesty.

[keepinghistory]

Well if that's how it's goin' to be.

Tuna. Or I trip you down the next set o'stairs you decide to take.

[cardio_swindle]

I think that would work better on people who can actually fall.

[keepinghistory]

Anyone can fall, you just have to know where to put yourself.

♥

[cardio_swindle]

[So totally cheated of course.]

My my, devious, aren't you?

[keepinghistory]

Well it's not like I don't spend most o'my time as a cat or anything.

So, about that tuna...

[latenightmoon]

You liar, I've seen you get topped before.

[dreamsofnoah]

"...Don't give Road ideas."

Too late B>!