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[sleightofhearts]

THE PARADISA DGMDR MANLY RATING TESTHave you ever wondered how manly your character is? Especially when compared to other residents of the dressing room? Well now, through careful objective thinking and analyzing, we have finally devised a test that will help you find out what your character's manly rating is

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[notpapa]

1. Has been laid: Y
2. Can handle own in barfight: ...possibly Y
3. Can hold a decent amount of liquor: N
4. Is stoic about grievances: Y
5. Can crack a smug remark during a battle: Y
6. Shows backbone when someone pushes them around: Y
7. Would tell Clark or any other godmod hero to stfu/ignores him if they tried to put them in the kitchen: N
8. Has a voice deeper than Chuck Norris: N
9. Does not get emotional over chick flicks: Y
10. Has at one point lost either a body part or obtain a badass scar: N
11. Adept at using manly weapons, such as a gun, kungfu or sword? N
12. Has knowledge and skill in either hunting or fishing: Y
13. The terms headshot or decapitation can be used to describe your fighting style: N
14. Do you have visible hair not on top of your head? Y he has stubble
15. Could your character survive in the wilderness without powers or technology? Y
16. Can stay calm/keep their head in the most stressful situations: Y
17. Can win arm wrestling matches without superpowers OR going up against 5 year old girls: Y
18. Can you ride a horse and/or drive something manly like a ship or motorcyle? Y
19. Can you still be badass while wearing pink and/or ultra girly/cutesy articles of clothing? N
20. Do you like steak?: Y

BONUS QUESTIONS (note, these cannot HURT your score but can only help):
1. Are you swift as the coursing river? N
2. Do you have all the force of a great typhoon? N
3. What about the strength of a raging fire? Y
4. Mysterious as the dark side of the moon? Y

...FIFTEEN AGAIN!

[keepinghistory]

[Just. Blinks at number 4's answer.]

[notpapa]

What?